Italy: Veee...hello bella! What-a are you reading?
*quickly minimizes tab*
Italy: Hm...DOITSU!! CALISTROPHIA WAS READING THE STORIES WHERE WE MASSAGE EACH OTHER WEIRDLY AGAIN!!
*Germany busts in to my room*
Germany: *sigh* A new one?
Me: Yep. I had too...
*Germany picks up computer and throws it out the window*
Me: That was my new monitor too...
/ \ \ /
Italy: = = & ~ ? Germany: o = ~ .............
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Italy: AH BRITISH TROOPS!!!!! -does his runny thing-
Germany: ITALY GET BACK HERE!!!! -chases after Italy-
... it welcome, Jade.
That's the cute pair of you and Germany, GerIta.
It's specially made for fangirls, who ship the two of you together.
And I thank those people very much!
- Your Mi.
Germany: VHAT?! ITS A SHAME TO DO ZAT TO COUNTRIES!!
Italy: I don't-a mind! Ve~
Me: Yes!! Photo shop is Awesome!!!
Germany: * glares at me* Vhat?
Me: * runs away* YOU WILL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE COPPER!!!
Italy: I think-a I saw pictures of-a it at Japan's place..